One post. Every tentacle.

Social media automation. Everywhere.

Blastopus turns one idea, article, or video into platform-native posts you can review, schedule, and cross-post from one visible queue — with eBay listings built in.

No card No credit packs Review before publishing

Eleven channels. Eleven tentacles. A few extra arms never hurt.

This week
Your campaign is ready to cast.
7 approved
MON · 10:15
Make one idea work harder
X · LinkedIn · Bluesky
WED · 15:00
The calm content framework
Instagram · Threads
FRI · 10:00
Behind the weekly system
LinkedIn · Mastodon
One calm operating system

From spark to everywhere, with you in control.

One idea, every channel

Write naturally. AI reshapes the message for each platform while your voice stays intact.

A week, planned in one click

Give Autopilot a goal and get seven days of thoughtful content ready for review.

Mimic: one link, a full week

Paste a YouTube video, article, or podcast notes. The mimic reshapes it into a week of native posts for every channel.

Approval without friction

Move cleanly from draft to review, approval, schedule, and published — with every step visible.

eBay, built into the flow

Turn rough notes and photos into listing drafts, exportable today through Seller Hub CSV.

A queue you can trust

A fast calendar, linear queue, manual retries, and evergreen recasting keep work moving.

No black boxes

Your voice profiles, honest first-party analytics, encrypted credentials, and flat pricing.

First-class API + MCP

Every feature is scriptable with workspace API keys — and AI agents can drive Blastopus natively over MCP.

Practical playbooks

Build a better publishing workflow.

Use the guides to plan platform-native posts, create accurate marketplace listings, and compare the workflow before choosing a tool.

A better trade

Leave the potato in the pantry.

CapabilityThe other potato toolBlastopus
PricingCredits + surprisesFlat, predictable tiers
ApprovalsManual workaroundsBuilt-in workflow
Brand voiceBlack boxProfiles you control
MarketplaceSocial onlyeBay listing engine
Weekly planningManual-firstGoal-driven Autopilot
Honest launch status

What publishes for real, today.

Live connectors are available generally. Beta and sandbox connectors publish for authorized test accounts while the networks complete their reviews.

Bluesky · LiveMastodon · LiveeBay (Seller Hub CSV) · LiveX · LiveLinkedIn · LiveInstagram · Beta · Meta reviewFacebook · Beta · Meta reviewThreads · Beta · Meta reviewTikTok · Beta · audit reviewYouTube · Beta · OAuth reviewPinterest · Sandbox · access revieweBay direct listing · Coming soon
Flat means flat

Scale the work, not the surprises.

Included monthly allowances. Optional top-ups. No surprise charges. Start free, move up when the system earns it.

Free
$0

For finding your rhythm

  • 3 channels
  • 10 AI posts / month
  • 10 saved posts / month
  • 100 MB hosted media
  • Voice profiles
  • X publishing on paid plans
Start free
Most popular
Creator
$29/mo

For serious consistency

  • 20 channels
  • 500 AI posts / month included
  • 2,000 saved posts / month
  • 10 X sends / month
  • 2 GB hosted media
  • 7-day Autopilot
  • Real Bluesky + Mastodon
  • First-class API + MCP
Start free
Agency
$99/mo

For content operations

  • 100 connected accounts
  • 2,500 AI posts / month included
  • 10,000 saved posts / month
  • 50 X sends / month
  • 10 GB hosted media
  • Approval workflows
  • Priority publishing
  • Everything in Creator
  • First-class API + MCP
Start free

AI top-ups: $5 for 250 (Creator), $10 for 1,000 (Agency). Purchased AI credits do not expire. One generation adapts a post for your selected platforms; brand discovery uses one credit. Drafts and scheduled posts count toward saved posts. X sends include retries and reset monthly with other monthly allowances. Limits are shared across all projects. AI top-ups do not add publishing or storage. Nothing is charged automatically.

Before you sign up

Questions, answered straight.

What exactly can I test today?

AI drafting, platform-specific adaptation, Autopilot planning, Mimic repurposing, approval workflows, scheduling, eBay Seller Hub CSV export, the REST API, and MCP are available now. Publishing is live on X, LinkedIn, Bluesky, and Mastodon. Authorized beta accounts can also test Facebook, Instagram, Threads, private TikTok and YouTube publishing, and Pinterest sandbox publishing while platform reviews are pending.

Can Blastopus repurpose my existing content?

Yes. Mimic turns an article URL, YouTube video, or raw text into a week of distinct, platform-native posts ready for review. It uses available captions first, then spoken audio or visible source details when captions are unavailable.

What does beta or review status mean?

The connector works for approved owners and test accounts, but the network has not yet approved general customer access. Blastopus labels those restrictions clearly: TikTok posts remain private, YouTube uploads default to private, and Pinterest uses its sandbox until the relevant reviews pass.

How does pricing really work?

Free includes 10 AI posts a month, Creator ($29) includes 500, and Agency ($99) includes 2,500. Each tier has clear publishing and hosted-media allowances shared across projects. Need more AI? Buy 250 credits for $5 on Creator or 1,000 for $10 on Agency. Purchased credits do not expire and nothing is charged automatically.

Do you generate videos or images?

Not yet — text is flat-priced and included today. AI images and faceless video are on the roadmap and will be priced per unit, in dollars, shown before you click. No credit packs, ever.

Can I use Blastopus from my own tools?

Yes. Creator and Agency include workspace API keys for the REST API, plus an MCP endpoint so agents like Claude can plan and post for you. See /developers.

Can I cancel anytime?

Yes. Subscriptions are month-to-month through Stripe, and your data exports (including eBay CSVs) work on every plan.

Your next seven days are one goal away.

Open a free workspace and watch Blastopus turn a blank calendar into a content system.

Start casting