One idea, every channel
Write naturally. AI reshapes the message for each platform while your voice stays intact.
One post. Every tentacle.
Your content. Everywhere. On autopilot.
Blastopus turns one useful idea into an approved, scheduled, multi-channel campaign — and brings your eBay listings along for the ride.
No card No credit packs Works before setup
This week
Your campaign is ready to cast.
MON · 10:15
Make one idea work harder
X · LinkedIn · Bluesky
WED · 15:00
The calm content framework
Instagram · Threads
FRI · 10:00
Behind the weekly system
LinkedIn · Mastodon
One calm operating system
From spark to everywhere, with you in control.
A week, planned in one click
Give Autopilot a goal and get seven days of thoughtful content ready for review.
Approval without friction
Move cleanly from draft to review, approval, schedule, and published — with every step visible.
eBay, built into the flow
Turn rough notes and photos into listing drafts, exportable today through Seller Hub CSV.
A queue you can trust
A fast calendar, linear queue, manual retries, and evergreen recasting keep work moving.
No black boxes
Your voice profiles, honest first-party analytics, encrypted credentials, and flat pricing.
A better trade
Leave the potato in the pantry.
CapabilityThe other potato toolBlastopus
PricingCredits + surprisesFlat, predictable tiers
ApprovalsManual workaroundsBuilt-in workflow
Brand voiceBlack boxProfiles you control
MarketplaceSocial onlyeBay listing engine
Weekly planningManual-firstGoal-driven Autopilot
Flat means flat
Scale the work, not the surprises.
No credits to count. No mystery overages. Start free, move up when the system earns it.
Free
$0
For finding your rhythm
- 3 channels
- 10 AI posts / month
- Voice profiles
- eBay CSV export
Creator
$29/mo
For serious consistency
- 20 channels
- 500 AI posts / month included
- Unlimited publishing & scheduling
- 7-day Autopilot
- Real Bluesky + Mastodon
- First-class API + MCP
Agency
$99/mo
For content operations
- Unlimited channels
- 2,500 AI posts / month included
- Approval workflows
- Priority publishing
- Everything in Creator
- First-class API + MCP
Past your included AI posts? Generation pauses until you top up — $5 per extra 250 (Creator) or $10 per extra 1,000 (Agency). Publishing never pauses, and nothing is ever charged without your say-so.
Your next seven days are one goal away.
Open a free workspace and watch Blastopus turn a blank calendar into a content system.
Start casting